Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[ayra321]

cause it makes txting easier.
why do we have a long word for making things shorter?

 

[theicequeen]

because we are human.

Why does santa use reindeer and not big birds??

 

[xsdbs]

because reindeer don't poop on people

why can't big bird fly on sesame street

 

[theicequeen]

Because Elmo wont let go of his feet.

Is Big Bird a boy or a girl?

 

[xsdbs]

by the size of its beak, i'd say a boy

what's the cookie monsters favorite cookie

 

[ayra321]

the kind shaped like letters
do my fingers look like bloodworms? i think my betta thinks they do

 

[theicequeen]

Stop painting your nails the color of bloodworms and you will be fine.


Why does the school have to close for 2 WEEKS for the holidays?AAHHHH?

 

[xsdbs]

to drive parents crazy if they aren't already

if we have earthquakes does the moon have moonquakes

 

[naliel]

We need to ask an alien.
Why I keep reading the stupid questions and I asked one?

 

[stratusfearrr]

because you want to get your posts up, and beat mgamer!

Why must there be so many different conjugations of versbs in spanish??!!?!?!?? Preterite and imperfect and pluscuamperfect.. etc etc.