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Because we like to have kids with bad grades in spanish class :)
Why is sooo cold in Chicago?
 
Asian guys eat dead turtles :(
Why I can't just watch my fishes all day long?
 
because your fish would think you are creepin on them.

Why must AP chem be so darn complicated?
 
to keep you busy.

how do they know that no 2 snowflakes are alike, ( has anyone actually did the research to find it out)?
 
I tried but they all melted in my hands :(
Why politics and religion are so controversial?
 
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