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[theicequeen]

so that the reindeer can fly.

who delivers the presents to santas house?

 

[naliel]

:frog:

 

[naliel]

USPS
Why christmas can't be on July?

 

[theicequeen]

because then the reindeer cant fly when its hot.

why do dogs chase cats?

 

[naliel]

Because is fun to chase anything that won't turn around and kick your behind.
Does the icequeen give the iceking a cold soup?

 

[xsdbs]

no, just a little freeze play

why would someone eat deepfried butter (yes it's real)

 

[theicequeen]

A slow suicide maybe.


Since I am THEICEQUEEN , shouldn't santa have to share his secrets with me?

 

[xsdbs]

yeah but if he did you would melt

why do the call jewelry "bling"

 

[theicequeen]

Cause its SHINEY!!!

Why would I melt?

 

[xsdbs]

because his secrets are SO HOT
does the icequeen like hot drinks or chilled only