Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[xsdbs]

because the wall is in heat,

what is the icequeen in the summer

 

[dundadundun]

milky... and sour too

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

No, because alphabet soup is also illiterate.


Why are fish so superior?

 

[theicequeen]

because we let them be superior.

Why does XSDBS always ask questions pertaining to me?

 

[xsdbs]

I don't know, I'll ask the next time I see me,

why does the dirt you take out never fill the hole

 

[dundadundun]

because your 2 scoops are different sizes.

dear diary:
what's the difference between a tiger barb and a rhubarb?

 

[theicequeen]

nothing they are both nasty.

why did xsdbs dig a hole in the first place?

 

[xsdbs]

I was going to plant my kids and see if they would grow.

why do some #$##@@$#$les (err, I mean people) speed up when you put your turn signal on

 

[theicequeen]

because they think that blinking light is a bomb .

Why do they think that blinking light is a bomb??

 

[xsdbs]

because they have been watching too much 24

how are wasabi almonds made