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milky... and sour too

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
 
No, because alphabet soup is also illiterate.


Why are fish so superior?
 
because your 2 scoops are different sizes.

dear diary:
what's the difference between a tiger barb and a rhubarb?
 
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