Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[xsdbs]

because you get smarter everytime you ask a question

how can you lend someone a hand if you need them both

 

[kYle223]

you go find an octopus

why do birds get to fly, swimm and walk

 

[Fishfriend1]

because they rule the world!
Why do amphibians(frogs, salamanders,newts,other) get to breath with gills, lungs and via their skin?!

 

[MYname]

because they are greedy and use too much air

why can we see water when are eyes are out of it but not when our eyes are in it?

 

[theicequeen]

because the goggles you have on are blinding.

Why does Spongebob live in a pineapple?

 

[MYname]

because pinapples are delicious

who said i was wearing goggles?

 

[dundadundun]

google goggles greedily

what do you get?

 

[Ara]

Googling "goggled greedily" returned http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/go/goggle.html 1st coice.

=)


Why can't I find any aquarium plants in Edmonton for less than $30 each? =P

 

[BondDouble08]

Because all the aquarium plants in Edmonton were extinct and recreated through fossilized DNA.

Why does "right-side up" not mean turn to the left 90 degrees

 

[ayra321]

because it means down-side-left
what do you trip on when you seem to trip on nothing but it really isnt nothing,its something but everyone tells you its nothing so you believe the something is nothing so what is it?floor bears?