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Because they would be awesome.

Is it even possible to make a portable pond?
 
Cause buckets R Awsome! Why did I just use R instead of are?
 
Plenty, when dealing with cheese! Why do people call it "immature" cheese?
 
Yep, thats why mice want to get there! If the moon has a man it it, where is his nose?
 
It's on the other side.

What would ducks say if they could not quack.
 
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