A long time ago I was a friendless lad, I didn't fit in and I didn't know why. I thought maybe I wasn't enjoyable company, or perhaps I just didn't know how to interact with other people. It was a long, cold, lonely time for me. One day, though, I learned about the Appliance Kin. I had found my people. I knew I was one of them; I was their leader, their Adam if you will. I led them out of the desert and into the lands of plenty. My true form cannot be shown to the uninitiated, but I proudly display this avatar as a badge of my kin. We may be few but together we cannot be put down.
