Ha, I had to use a turkey baster once. That brings back bad memories. I got into the hobby with a five gallon tank. I figured a couple of guppies would work well in it. A few weeks later I had almost 200 guppies in it. A few weeks later I was pushing 400 guppies. I couldn't vacuum for all of the fry, so I did water changes with a turkey baster. That took FOREVER!
Of course, the good side is I think I may have personally given away enough guppies to take care of the midwest's supply/demand issue for a few months.