Of course it isn't practiced at vet clinics. They don't even treat fish, for the most part.
freezing and a fish is probley the most painful thing possible.
This is not at all what the article says.
The section on cooling only mentions amphibians and reptiles, and is vague at best with regard to fish. Clearly the process would be much different for those species as compared to fish; one wouldn't put a snake or turtle in a cup of nearly-freezing water.
As for clove oil: the panel chose not to recommend this method at the time because "adequate and appropriate clinical trials have not been performed on fish to evaluate its effects." The paper seems to have been written in 2001, so we can't say for sure without more information that this method is still considered "not acceptable" 6 years later.
here is the doc to that tells you how to kill your fish.
It doesn't; it's a report on ethical guidelines, and includes no detailed instructions or diagrams for the layperson. It is geared toward trained veterinary professionals, and assumes more than just a basic understanding of each process.
and cutting its head off is about the best way.
This is not at all what is stated, and again, does not specifically mention fish.
"Decapitation with heavy shears or a guillotine is
effective for some species that have appropriate
anatomic features. It has been assumed that stopping
blood supply to the brain by decapitation causes rapid
loss of consciousness. Because the central nervous system
of reptiles, fish, and amphibians is tolerant to
hypoxic and hypotensive conditions,13 decapitation
must be followed by pithing.188"
I won't quote the whole section, but it goes on to say that
"Severing the spinal cord behind the head by
pithing is an effective method of killing some
ectotherms. Death may not be immediate unless both
the brain and spinal cord are pithed. For these animals,
pithing of the spinal cord should be followed by decapitation
and pithing of the brain or by another appropriate
procedure. Pithing requires dexterity and skill
and should only be done by trained personnel."
I don't consider myself to be "trained personnel", nor do I have access to the recommended chemical agents, as I am not a veterinary professional.
IMO this kind of takes us back to square one on the debate, eh?