"Blonde Jokes"

[jm1212]

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[Corvina]

What did the blonde say to the brunette?
"How do you keep your roots so dark?"

 

[12 Volt Man]

LOL

 

[clown-lover]

so a blonde girl having her hair cut is sitting there reading a magazine or whatever. The hairdresser accidentally cuts through the cord to her ipod. Blonde girl starts gasping, grabs her throat, turns blue, dies slowly...apparently suffocated.

When they listened to the track that was playing it was just a voice saying :






"breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out..."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[clown-lover]

What do you call 6 blonds standing in a line..

a wind tunnel...

 

[equus_peduus]

One day, after watching a documentary about Eskimos, a blonde decides she wants to try ice fishing. After acquiring the necessary equipment, she bundles up and goes to set up on a nearby patch of ice.

Soon after she hacks a hole in the ice, a booming voice comes from above.

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, she moves a few feet over, and tries again.

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She chooses a new location further away from the second location, and begins to hack away.

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She looks up at the sky. "Is that you, God?"

"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK."

 

[kuhliloach]

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

does that include me?

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

Hahahahaha...

A smart blond and santa jump off a building at the same time. Who hits first?

Neither. They don't exist

 

[J double R]

A jack-of-all-trades was appraising the house of a lady for some drywall repair she required after a nasty storm blew out a window. the lady stood with him and fretted over how much it would cost. every time she would ask a question, he would lean out the broken window and shout "HEY! GREEN SIDE UP!" after doing this 4 or 5 times, the lady became curious and asked the man why he was yelling out her window.. his reply, "Sorry ma'am.. I've got a crew of blonde men across the street laying sod."

 

[Sovran]

A jack-of-all-trades was appraising the house of a lady for some drywall repair she required after a nasty storm blew out a window. the lady stood with him and fretted over how much it would cost. every time she would ask a question, he would lean out the broken window and shout "HEY! GREEN SIDE UP!" after doing this 4 or 5 times, the lady became curious and asked the man why he was yelling out her window.. his reply, "Sorry ma'am.. I've got a crew of blonde men across the street laying sod."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: