Goldfish breed like bunnies so who cares? It's pretty much a free show!
Hey, we used to use humans to give us entertainment! Humans and lions that is. Once the lions got to expensive to the faltering economy, we used bulls! And now that we're completely on our faces, we use fish, cheap and hilarious. And the fact that it keeps a 20 year old Paco breathing is just a health bonus!!
I don't know... sounds quite a formidable name... I can see it going mainstream. I think Hollywood needs to get in on the action and take advantage of the Buttkiss name- that will soon be a phenomenon.
Sounds like a tough-guy name...as in "Buttkiss Texas Ranger".
Perhaps a romantic role in a Romeo and Juliet remake... "Buttkiss Juliet" or "When Harry met Buttkiss"
Or action-comedy in a remake of "Howard the Duck", the greatest film of all time... "Buttkiss the Duck".
A new superhero in tights? "Buttkiss man".
Buttkiss in Seattle, Buttkiss with the Enemy, Citizen Buttkiss, Prelude to a Buttkiss