Chineese fortune cookie fortunes...

[nursie]

I picked this one out for Dougall..he said to post here (not knowing what it said )
" A leader is powerful to the degree he empowers others"

Since the restaurant was generous and gave me extras..I picked a second one for him

"Believe in your abilities, confidence will lead you on"

anyone else have any good ones??

 

[IceH2O]

Chinese fortune cookies always say something good. They aren't truthful.

I want the one that says "You shouldn't have gotten out of bed today".

 

[judgemax]

scarily enough, i got a bad one , it said, you are bedding with enemies. i was like great that just ruined my cheese wantoms! (sorry thats what my daughter calls them, )

 

[oscar83]

hahah... i want the one that says "watch for dog poo when you walk on the grass"

 

[fish_freak]

Kind of funny I had chineese tonight my fortune was "hard work brings great reward"

 

[blkwdw13]

Mine says "You are great, and everyone loves you", no I'm just joking I usually don't get any my kids always snatch them before I get to them.