Dictionary for womans personal Ads

[greeneyedlady]

> >> > >DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
> >> > >
> >> > >40-ish.............................................49
> >> > >Adventurous................. Slept with everyone
> >> > >Athletic...................................... No b**b's
> >> > >Average looking.................... Ugly
> >> > >Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
> >> > >Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills
> >> > >Emotionally Secure...................... On medication
> >> > >Feminist.......................................... Fat
> >> > >Free spirit.................................... Junkie
> >> > >Friendship first.......................... Former sl**
> >> > >Fun.......................................... Annoying
> >> > >New-Age............ Body hair in the wrong places
> >> > >Old-fashioned............................. No BJs
> >> > >Open-minded................................. Desperate
> >> > >Outgoing...................... Loud and Embarrassing
> >> > >Passionate............................... Sloppy drunk
> >> > >Professional.................................... Bit**
> >> > >Voluptuous................................... Very Fat
> >> > >Large frame................................. Hugely Fat
> >> > >Wants Soul mate............................... Stalker
> >>

 

[Tyler718]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: The next time I look at the ads I'll know what they really mean.

 

[125gJoe]

:laugh: .......

 

[Cheech]

Just to add to the following... ... ...

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm ***




lol... i find it so funny!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[jamzwayne]

Those are pretty good too Cheech

 

[slipknottin]

> >> > >DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
> >> > >Feminist.......................................... Fat

I thought feminist meant hairy?

 

[Timmain42]

> >> > >DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
>Friendship first.......................... Former sl**

I think that should read "hesitant sl**," actually. You never really stay "friends" for too long before the bedroom becons.