I think I am gonna get in my 1968 Cadillac sedan de ville, with the 525CID big block, and no catylitic converters with the original spark plugs and air cleaner and drive over to the congressman's office with the AC on, and the windows down to complain..
I'll leave the TV on while I am gone so the fish dont feel lonely, and I'll leave the lights on for the cat. I always leave the faucet on so the pipes dont freeze, and I love a summer breeze, so I leave the windows open all the time. sometimes its hard for the air conditioner to keep the house cool with the windows open, so I leave the fridge door open a little to help keep the house cool.
I cant afford trash pickup, cuz my caddy gets like 3 miles to the gallon, so I just pile the trash in the back yard and burn it every night. I gotta get on my John Deer 442 mower when I get home tonight, its got a small block chevy engine on it, and it only takes me about 3 minutes to cut my grass, since its onlu 3 feet by 5 feet, I paved over the rest of the grass so I wouldnt have to mow it..
now if I could just cut down all of these pesky trees!
I'll leave the TV on while I am gone so the fish dont feel lonely, and I'll leave the lights on for the cat. I always leave the faucet on so the pipes dont freeze, and I love a summer breeze, so I leave the windows open all the time. sometimes its hard for the air conditioner to keep the house cool with the windows open, so I leave the fridge door open a little to help keep the house cool.
I cant afford trash pickup, cuz my caddy gets like 3 miles to the gallon, so I just pile the trash in the back yard and burn it every night. I gotta get on my John Deer 442 mower when I get home tonight, its got a small block chevy engine on it, and it only takes me about 3 minutes to cut my grass, since its onlu 3 feet by 5 feet, I paved over the rest of the grass so I wouldnt have to mow it..
now if I could just cut down all of these pesky trees!
