Don't you hate being followed?

[laurabb]

A couple of hours before going to the store (or the night before is even better) mix up and eat the following recipe:

1/2 chopped onion
1/2 cup cooked pinto beans
1/4 cup sauerkraut
1 hardboiled egg

While eating the mixture, wash it down with one can of cheap beer...

While at the store and being followed, let out a quick burst of gas and move on... if the followers continue, let off another quick burst and move on. After 4-5 such outbursts they'll likely leave you alone.... and if not, you'll know that they'll love you thru thick and thin.

:lol: OK, well, that was just priceless.

 

[caitylee]

Hehe, wonder what other lovely recipes there are.

 

[BadFishPa]

My wife carries a small travel size hair spray can with her. You cant have pepper spray, tazers ,or guns some places (Bummer) But anyways,hairspray isnt illegal anywhere and the travel size fits in a purse or pocket easy. Add a lighter to the freshly sprayed pervert if ya want to go realy psyco on him. We found out most hair spray is flamible when my wife was heavy sprayin the do and caught some candle.. Nobody was hurt,but i found a new cool flame trick lol...

 

[captaincaveman9]

hehehe kind of funny, but I was followed today at the grocery store LOL. Sometimes married women can be scary.

 

[catnipgal]

I would also suggest calling your local police department (the non emergency number) and ask them what you can do in this situation. Also mention the situation with store security.

I'm sure they can offer you some sound advice.

 

[J double R]

My wife carries a small travel size hair spray can with her. You cant have pepper spray, tazers ,or guns some places (Bummer) But anyways,hairspray isnt illegal anywhere and the travel size fits in a purse or pocket easy. Add a lighter to the freshly sprayed pervert if ya want to go realy psyco on him. We found out most hair spray is flamible when my wife was heavy sprayin the do and caught some candle.. Nobody was hurt,but i found a new cool flame trick lol...

you're right.. hairspray is not illegal... to carry. Use it as a weapon, and you better PRAY that perp doesnt have anything better than a public defender as a lawyer.

 

[caitylee]

True because it says it is unlawful to use as it was not intended (something like that) on the bottle. I think someone mentioned that in this thread somewhere.

 

[Madcrawdad]

you're right.. hairspray is not illegal... to carry. Use it as a weapon, and you better PRAY that perp doesnt have anything better than a public defender as a lawyer.

If came down to being assaulted/raped vs. disobeying the hairspray label, I'd highly recommend disobeying the hairspray label. Any lawyer would have to be nuts to go after a victim in court for spraying an assailant with hairspray.

 

[J double R]

If came down to being assaulted/raped vs. disobeying the hairspray label, I'd highly recommend disobeying the hairspray label. Any lawyer would have to be nuts to go after a victim in court for spraying an assailant with hairspray.

you have to remember... a defense lawyer is there to get his client off the charges... and a good one will do whatever he has to.

 

[Madcrawdad]

you have to remember... a defense lawyer is there to get his client off the charges... and a good one will do whatever he has to.

Either way, if a shot of AquaNet to the face keeps someone from attacking another person, I don't think the potential victim really needs to concern themselves with legal repercussions, due to not following the label on a can of hairspray. Lots of things are 'overlooked' by the law when it comes to self-defense...pretty sure the misuse of hairspray would be one of them.