Eat Those Cows !!

[Emg]

This is a blurb someone wrote in to a local paper here....I thought it was pretty funny. My daughter and I had been chuckling over it for a good part of the day yesturday....hehe....

"Eat Those Cows"
What's the deal with cows ? Why are they so lazy ? Everytime I see one in a field or at a state fair they are either lying down or eating.....or BOTH !
They are dumb and it's good that we eat them....

I don't know why that tickled our funny bones so much....perhaps just because we think so little of PETA and anything you can say to tick them off is a good thing.....hehe....

 

[webcricket]

:laugh: That's pretty funny - especially since the paper published it! I'm all for the eating of cows, they taste good with ketchup. :

 

[kraemerwa2003]

beef is yummy. I don't know what I would do if I weren't allowed to eat beef. I can't believe that the newspaper published it...lol

 

[kjf91004]

A favorite bumper sticker I have seen says:
I like animals, they taste good

 

[CaptnDan]

perhaps just because we think so little of PETA and anything you can say to tick them off is a good thing.....hehe....

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals?

 

[gatotsu77]

Inside joke between my best friend and I... "for every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three!" Thought it might be relevant here, considering the fact that I eat more beef than anyone I know

 

[fishcatch22]

you're all a bunch of cavemen! I can barely understand your boorish hoots! haha.. go ahead. eat beef. see if I care.

 

[webcricket]

Inside joke between my best friend and I... "for every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three!" Thought it might be relevant here, considering the fact that I eat more beef than anyone I know

LMAO! You guys are making me want to run out and by a nice cut of steak! Maybe I will...supermarket is open 24 hours...

Seriously though, I could never be a vegetarian or vegan. I love cheeseburgers too much to care where they come from!

 

[Chickieepooh2u]

Poor little cows!!!

 

[fishcatch22]

Seriously though, I could never be a vegetarian or vegan. I love cheeseburgers too much to care where they come from!

I once said that, too, and i'm a vegitarian. if you only knew, you'd want to vomit anytime you saw someone eat a hamburger, especially if it's from mcdonalds.