So where's the fighting chance? Unless this is happening at Sea World, , or you just happen to be taking a SW dip next to a medical frigate, a great white, in open water will make short work of you--and if he doesn't, the blood from your wounds will likely invite every predator within a 100 miles over for a buffet. Doesn't really matter.
eaten by a shark...
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Dangerdoll
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Um, maverick, time to move over and let a REAL predator take over. Getting a lil hungry........
[begins circling the prey]
[begins circling the prey]
I have always heard that if you are about to be attacked by a shark you are suppose to punch him in the nose.
If that doesn't work you can always poke him in the eye with your stump.
I would say head first although the thought of at least trying to kick the crap out of an attacking shark would be interesting. Imagine the headlines if you survive. I guess that feet first has it's pluses...if you can call that a plus.
If that doesn't work you can always poke him in the eye with your stump.
I would say head first although the thought of at least trying to kick the crap out of an attacking shark would be interesting. Imagine the headlines if you survive. I guess that feet first has it's pluses...if you can call that a plus.
More importantly, if I were a potato, would I have any reason to fear the shark in the first place.... 
