Yep. Go have surgery on that fish, that's a GREAT idea. I mean, never mind it's A GOLDFISH that cost - what - 2 bucks? Sigh...but life is precious, and no amount of money ever balances the sanctity of life. No, no, seriously, swimming upside down and on it's side is just the cross that poor thing has to bear. Let the other fish laugh and point, and just possibly lick their chops until it dies an agonizing death so they can start munching the moment before he dies...being eaten alive is a MUCH better idea, FROM WHAT I've HEARD HERE.
While I realize it's "not for everyone" (man, is that an understatement here...and I thought *I* was a bleeding heart liberal...) I will refrain from using the "F" word and just act it out in interpretative dance. It goes like this:
Ka-whoosh...swirling....swirling...swirling real fast....gone.
Ahh. clap-clap-clap; problem solved. Get thee to a fish store and buy a replacement. That's MY opinion, and you're ALL welcome.