fish pickup lines

Wow! How did I not find this thread before???


to be said by a girl: You wanna gourami?

For the fish restaurant: If you let me eat that clam, I'll give you a mouthful of my swordfish.
 
"Wanna come back to my place and see my enormous -
Tank ?"
 
Oh kinky...you have bristlenose :naughty:
 
"I have a big piece of driftwood that would go great with your moss, why don't you come back to my place and check it out?" :naughty:


"I think my firefish wants to hide in your live rock"

Now, THIS may get me banned:

"Wanna try guppy style?"
 
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