fish pickup lines

her: "I have a boyfriend."
you: "I have a goldfish."
her: "what?"
you: "Oh, I thought you were talking about things that didn't matter."

this isn't my line but i read it somewhere..
wouldn't worked so well for people who cared about goldfish though obviously.
 
would you like to go home and see my catfish????? .....*SLAP*......i ment my corydoras.....i realy did!!!!!!
 
mr.smiley said:
her: "I have a boyfriend."
you: "I have a goldfish."
her: "what?"
you: "Oh, I thought you were talking about things that didn't matter."

this isn't my line but i read it somewhere..
wouldn't worked so well for people who cared about goldfish though obviously.
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HAHA definitely going to use this one
 
Well these are really bad but w/e

"we could make beautiful fish together"
"just like I thought... the angel is agressive"
"your hair is like a beautiful bunch of micro sword"
"you wanna get out of this fish bowl?"
"I'm thinking of an upgrade, but then I'd have to cycle"
 
AquaGem said:
Well these are really bad but w/e

"we could make beautiful fish together"
"just like I thought... the angel is agressive"
"your hair is like a beautiful bunch of micro sword"
"you wanna get out of this fish bowl?"
"I'm thinking of an upgrade, but then I'd have to cycle"
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LOL love that last one ;)
 
"what ferts do you use? they're working overtime"
"your eyes sparkle like bright green hair algae at the early morning feeding"
"lets mix up a batch of snail jello... you bring the base and I'll supply the supplements"
"did you bring your gravel vac because it's time for a water change"
 
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