fish pickup lines

[The Zigman]

hey baby!
How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch Discus?!?!

Ha I am So Banned!!

Or how about...

Wanna see my 3 tetras?

HA!! Where has this thread been?!?

Come with me and I'll prove to you that I have 2 discus!!


Ok, I am outta here before I get banned!!

 

[jenpen737]

that one sounds like something that octo-mom woman would say......

That was the best joke on here. Gotta love the octo mom!

 

[AquaGem]

Joke? What jokes? These lines are pure gold boys... don't let her fool ya

 

[jenpen737]

These lines would really only work on fish nerds like us...........I just wish that i could think of more jokes that were ok for a family forum.

 

[jenpen737]

lol we should do singles adds too.
single white female seeks massive water changes and long walks in the fish store.

 

[austinpetemo]

These lines would really only work on fish nerds like us..........

idk there. i think its hot when a girl knows alot about aquaria. and if she gets the line thats even better. unfortunatly the only girls i know that care about fish are on here.

 

[BreezeRuehls]

:lol:I was thinking about that as I was typing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that one sounds like something that octo-mom woman would say......

 

[AquaGem]

Oh jeez, could you imagine a singles group on here?! Oy!

 

[BreezeRuehls]

:22_yikeson't remember what being single was like anymore! LOL! :headshake2:

 

[austinpetemo]

Oh jeez, could you imagine a singles group on here?! Oy!

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