Fortune Cookie Thread.

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"When you jump off a cliff, so will someone else." I was scared.

 

[drgnfrc13]

There is a Chinese retaurant near me that has some of the worst, most unoriginal fortunes I have ever seen. And most of them don't even make sense. I'll post a few of them here next time I go there.

Just went there today, here are the fortunes I got:

"Don't repay kindness, pass it on" - not too bad

"Versatility is one of your outstanding traits" - okay...

"Luck sometimes visits a fool, but it never sits down with him" :screwy:

And this one was the worst (note: this is written exactly as it is stated on the fortune):
"Ones always regrets what could have done. Remember for next time."

 

[jm1212]

i got these three in a row

"a fortune is in your near future"
"be careful not to overspend"
"an investment opportunity looms"

 

[Fishfriend1]

LMAO!

 

[Fishfriend1]

Ok, ok, I got the funniest one ever!

"You may be hungry soon, buy takeout now"

and then another

"It's better to be the beak of a hen then the tail of an ox." Meaning, better to be the leader of something small then the tail end of something big.