Hehehe touche' Here's a method I just heard about and though the theory seems sound it may just be a pipe dream. I have heard a few people mention that they have always cycled their tanks using live plants. At first it sounded crazy but somewhere in there it makes sense.
I have always used live plants in my setups and these are established long before I ever added any fish. Here is the method as it was explained to me and mind you I'm skeptical as you may be as well. I would like to hear the thoughts on this and Hopefully Bob can shed some light on this theory as I call it.
Setup your tank using a plant substrate of choosing. The method explained to me was using eco-complete substrate. Get everything in place heater, filter lighting and have the water conditioned for the plants to be used. Plant the tank setup your CO2 system and let the system go for 2-3 weeks getting the plants established. The plants will naturally add matter that will decompose and begin to add to the biological process almost from the beginning and by the end of this time the system is stable for Aquatic pets.
Like I said this seems like a pipe dream but I am told it has worked for them and no fish loss has ever occurred in this style, and in a way it appears to make sense. I would like to hear your opinions as I have many plants and a spare 30 gallon to test this out. My only question would be on how do you know if the cycle is complete? Adding ammonia to a planted tank doesn't sound very smart but if they have been established for some time there must some way to determine if it worked without endangering a fish. This could be one the reasons I have always had success with new tanks without adding ammonia to the water.