GAME - Tainted wishes... Or you wish is granted, But...

[austinpetemo]

granted, and now they are crapping all over your house car and everything

i wish my cousins would stop arguing

 

[geekboy]

Granted, though the first thing they agree on is that they should join a suicide cult together.

I wish high-end sports cars were more affordable.

 

[Wycco]

Granted, though the first thing they agree on is that they should join a suicide cult together.

I wish high-end sports cars were more affordable.

Granted but they are all now made by GM.


I wish alcohol were allowed in the office.

 

[Hebily]

Granted, but it but now you have to deal with your boss, drunk.

I wish my teeth grew like a dog's or hamsters.

 

[heavyhammer]

Granted, but you would never get a date.

I wish I had two more weeks holidays.

 

[excuzzzeme]

I wish I had two more weeks holidays.

Granted because now you have no job!

I wish for better health

 

[Wycco]

Granted because now you have no job!

I wish for better health

Granted- you are now the healthiest man on earth... you'll catch swine flu, west nile, and SARS tomorrow though.


I wish my fish could talk English.

 

[Hebily]

Granted, but they are mute.

Or, Granted, but they won't stop nagging you about maintenance for one second, and they get even louder at night. (why don't you do more water changes? ahhhhh! get that thing outta here! It's gonna eat me! What is that scary tube monster snake thing? It's like a super killer eel! Why don't you do more waterchanges?)

I wish I were sailing.

 

[Wycco]

Granted, but they are mute.

Or, Granted, but they won't stop nagging you about maintenance for one second, and they get even louder at night. (why don't you do more water changes? ahhhhh! get that thing outta here! It's gonna eat me! What is that scary tube monster snake thing? It's like a super killer eel!

Hmmm... My fish sound like my wife.

 

[Hebily]

See what happens when you get pets that speak english?:swear:

:sim: J/k. People aren't pets, man.