GAME - Tainted wishes... Or you wish is granted, But...

Hebily said:
Granted, but the first brain you will eat will be your youngest child's.

I wish I knew for sure what I want to do for a living
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You do, you'll just fail miserably at it.

I wish I wasn't out of lunch-food here at work and have to go to the grocery store.
 
You are not out of food, you have a lifetime supply of Campbell's split pea soup - so much that it is all you will ever be able to eat again.

I wish 'easy' food was better.
 
Hebily said:
You are not out of food, you have a lifetime supply of Campbell's split pea soup - so much that it is all you will ever be able to eat again.

I wish 'easy' food was better.
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It is but you are deathly allergic to it.

I wish Mr. T would make a return to prime time TV.
 
He does - as a bad guy on the show 'burn notice' - and gets shot in the first 10 minutes.

I wish a wish would actually come true.
 
One did, a few pages back I wished for buffalo wings, and my girlfriend brought some that evening.

I wish I had more buffalo wings.
 
You can, but you have to kill the buffalo. Since hunting the ultra-rare winged buffalo is illegal, you go to jail for the rest of your life, and your girlfriend is issued a twenty trillion dollar fine.

I wish I had twenty trillion dollars.
 
You will... you will be driving under a bridge when a frozen buffalo-wing truck will crash off the edge of the bridge suffocating you in an avalanche of falling buffalo wings.


OOOOOOOPS too late that one was already answered.
Granted- you now have that money but income tax is 110% in that tax bracket.


I wish (*** *** *** *** *** *** ***) tonight.
 
well, then *** all you want, but soon you will get sick of seeing those ***'s

I wish I could spend a day in Piers Anthony's Xanth.
 
but you dont have any arms

i wish i could get my own house
 
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