GAME - Tainted wishes... Or you wish is granted, But...

You can, but it's a bird house.

I wish my stylesheets worked and my column widths didn't keep getting messed up.
 
Hut for sale $10 US. better learn the local language, and stock up on sunscreen and insect repellant.

Be careful when you flush the hole in the ground (toilet) sometimes, it doesn't want to flush.
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wycco - what's a style sheet? You can, but you have to do the layout by hand. Their is no computer.

I wish I had a million acres.
 
you do, but it is all a landfill

i wish i had an apisto pair
 
you do, but they are dead.

I wish I had a forklift and 1000 tons of dirt to cover my landfill.
 
you do but you cant build on it because it is still settleing and you cant farm on it for health reasons.

wish i was a mod
 
you do but you cant build on it because it is still settleing and you cant farm on it for health reasons.

wish i was a mod

You are, of a "toe-nail clippings discussion forum".

I wish, I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart. (got kids ;))
 
lol, dragon tales, i rember that show! lol

you are flying with dragons, but they are chasing you to eat you


i wish i had a pink floyd record!
 
Granted, the Guinness book of Records recognizes you as being involved in the highest number of streaking incidents during Pink Floyd performances.

I wish I could do math like a computer.
 
Granted but you're infected by spyware which makes you really slow and keep having inappropriate pop-ups. Did I mention there is something stuck in your root kit... Ouch!

Your firewall blocks you from being able to do anything usefull- and evaporates anything you try to drink.

It takes someone (usually a pimply boy with glasses) placing three fingers on different parts of your body to wake you up in the morning and you crash frequently... that and the neighbours teen kid keeps searching you for pron.


I wish I could un-invent the cellphone.
 
you can, but you also un-invent the internet, and television.

I wish less people thought that if enough people will repeat something entirely illogical it is proven.
 
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