GAME - Tainted wishes... Or you wish is granted, But...

[Wycco]

you can, but you also un-invent the internet, and television.

I wish less people thought that if enough people will repeat something entirely illogical it is proven.

Granted- but if you add salt to your f/w aquarium your fish will be healthier. That, and poo-eating fish are available at your lfs so you no longer have to do water changes.

I wish I could reinvent television and the internet but keep cellphones uninvented... and maybe uninvent the computer whilst I'm at it.

 

[Hebily]

Granted, but you will die before they become popular. People from your own time will call you insane.

I wish the human race as a whole were more rational and reasonable.

 

[BettaFishMommy]

granted, but now there aren't any less rational/reasonable people to complain about! lol.

i wish i had air conditioning in my southwest facing apartment!

 

[austinpetemo]

granted. but it blows out extremely hot air.

i wish i had a nice bass guitar

 

[BettaFishMommy]

granted. you have a guitar made out of a bass..... fish! lol.

i wish my cellphone carrier didn't charge me for long distance texts!

 

[austinpetemo]

wow never heard of long distance txting. granted but now they charge you for local txts instead.

im gonna say this one just to see what reply i get: i wish i had a gf

 

[BettaFishMommy]

granted, but she looks like this........




i wish my dishes would clean themselves!

 

[FISHSHROD]

granted but they break once they are cleaned.

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

[austinpetemo]

granted, but she looks like this........

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i wish my dishes would clean themselves!

i was thinking more like. grant but you got stuck with BFM or something like that. that would be a tainted wish enough jk

 

[austinpetemo]

granted. now you are terminal