GAME - Tainted wishes... Or you wish is granted, But...

granted you now work in the nude

i wish i had more food in my house
 
granted. you now have too much food in your house and it rots and brings in bugs.

i wish that my fish wouldnt get fungus
 
Granted but now it has popeye.

I wish I knew what everyone on this site looked like
 
granted. your computer speeds off the desk and you never see it again.

i wish i could think of ways to taint some of these wishes.
 
Granted, but only your own.

I wish I could work in the nude... as long as it was with a bunch of hot, nude girls...
 
granted. its 14below and than.........YOUR HEATER BREAKS. but the snow is so high outside that you cant leave your house and the repair man cant come. MUHAHAHA

i wish it was a little cooler here.
 
Granted, your AC won't shut off. It is 38 F in your house, and your next electric bill will be $72,568.94

I wish I could afford a house boat and slip rent.
 
you can but on your first adventure in it you are robbed and left for dead by zombie pirates from outerspace.

crap i almost for got again.

i wish i had something better to do this summer (suggestions)
 
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