George Carlin quotes....

[cohazard]

Forgive me if I get a few words wrong in the following quotes, but I promise to keep the jist of what he meant:


"I think up a lot of goofy s**t. That's my job.... to think up goofy s**t."


"You ever notice how after a while you can't feel the hat on your head? But as soon as you take it off, it feels like it's still there."

 

[DevonBlaine]

"When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent."

 

[Ms.Bubbles]

:laugh:

 

[blkwdw13]

"I know one thing you'll never see, you'll never see a man running full speed while taking a sh**."

 

[bkw1982]

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

I was lucky enough to see him live...couldnt stop laughin :thm:

 

[Corax]

George is one of the great thinkers of our time..

ROFL at the flamethrower one. I WISH I had one with me right now, cuz a guy here at work today definitely fits the bill.

 

[DaisyTattoo]

He will be coming live to my town on November 11th. We are going to buy tickets if they don't sell out before I get them.

 

[cohazard]

"You know what people don't talk about much anymore? P***y farts."

 

[sublime1184]

one of my favs:

"They call it the American Dream because you gotta be asleep to believe it..."

 

[cohazard]

Good pick sublime