"This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes that no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr."
Idiocracy
I had to cheat on this one. I have never seen it, but I called my best friend who is a movie expert.
Here's an oldie but a goody. How about this...
Hey Fancy Vest! go ahead and pull that rifle if you want to. But, you better speak to your boss before you use it because he'll be dead before i hit the ground.