Hare--I just couldn't resist :)

greeneyedlady

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Jul 4, 2002
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit
jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately the rabbit
jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man
as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again
and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says...

(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)

(This is bad!)

(It's not even a Blonde Joke!)

(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)

(You can still delete it)

(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is)

It says,

"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."


<snicker, snicker, snicker> :laugh:
 
greeneyedlady said:
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"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."


<snicker, snicker, snicker> :laugh:
Amazing..! And, not on Snopes..
:laugh:
 
That was especially a groaner for me because I end up typing out this recipe, in one form or another, for just about every second cookbook. Every time I have to type it again, I cringe:

Elephant Stew

1 elephant
50 lb salt
25 lb pepper
2 rabbits, optional

Cut elephant in equal small bite size pieces; this should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene stove about 4 weeks at 465°F. This will serve about 3,800 persons. If more are expected, add 2 rabbits, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.
 
GEL....GRROOANNN!!!

Kveeti, you could get my mom's recipe for stuffed camel instead:
1 med camel
12 kilos of rice
1 lg lamb
1 kilo pistachio nuts
5 T black pepper
20 med chickens
110 gal water
sals to taste.
Unfortunately...there is no cooking instructions...but I guess if you know how to cook an elephant, this should be easy.
 
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