Here is someone's self-Isolation quarantine diary

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Here is someone's self-Isolation quarantine diary:

Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!

Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last

Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??

Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!

Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.

Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.

Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.

Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.

Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”

Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face.

Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals led the Blue Jays 3–1.

Day 15
 
?TTA, you made me laugh so hard I scared the cat away and now she is pouting over on the other side of the room.
 
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List almost seems like a vacation to me. When I'm not at work (still working thankfully), darling bride and I are trying to keep 4 school aged kids on track. Lawd help us. LOL.
 
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To be fair, I did not write this, I copy pasted it. I got it in an email from my broker.
 
this list is hilarious!!!!!
 
Dang, how did I miss this funny thread, TTA? I've turned into a 2 fisted wino & think it's a treat to check the mail, take out the trash or (god forbid) go to the grocery store! My husband & I "try" to take turns but he doesn't always play fair...to the point he may buy meat even if it's not in his comfort zone (he's learning!)

I've been vaxxed for a while now...but my hygiene still suffers at times; teeth brushing & face washing daily, showering...maybe not as much...Cooking or dinner from the freezer, as long as there's some food...cheese & crackers? Popcorn? It might happen...again...with a nice red wine, it goes with everything!
 
Dang, how did I miss this funny thread, TTA? I've turned into a 2 fisted wino & think it's a treat to check the mail, take out the trash or (god forbid) go to the grocery store! My husband & I "try" to take turns but he doesn't always play fair...to the point he may buy meat even if it's not in his comfort zone (he's learning!)

I've been vaxxed for a while now...but my hygiene still suffers at times; teeth brushing & face washing daily, showering...maybe not as much...Cooking or dinner from the freezer, as long as there's some food...cheese & crackers? Popcorn? It might happen...again...with a nice red wine, it goes with everything!


***Bite my tongue***
 
Bob, are you a white wine with popcorn guy? LOL, heaven forbid!!

We're easily amused, laughing at the pool vacuum antics, but we did that prepandemic...
 
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More of a beer guy with Cheetos Crunch pop mix......
 
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