How about a "have you ever" game??

Yeah, I'm using it right now. (there wasn't anything wrong with my old computer, but hubby had to have a new one)

Have you ever forgotten your kids birthday when you were asked for it? (like at a doctors office or something?)
 
Yes

Have you ever forgot your children in the car?
 
no

ever forgotten to feed the fish?
 
nope:) am pretty strict when it comes to my pooches...

ever wish you could yell hello every time you answer the phone?
 
Yes-I have a bad habit of picking up the phone and saying "WHAT".

Ever wish you could reach through the phone and choke someone?
 
Oh yes.

Ever cuss out a telemarketer?
 
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