How about a "have you ever" game??

Yes

Have you ever opened a door and hit your head with it (not on purpose)
 
Yes. I even opened the screen door one night when the wind was up real bad and broke my nose.

Have you ever fell asleep in the porch swing?
 
Nope

Have you ever woke up outside early in the morning?
 
Yep....ummm, I was camping LMAO!

Have you ever fell asleep with the candles still on, woke up and found one on the floor
 
Ummm, yep!

Have you ever started the dish water and forgot about it
 
Nope LMAO

Hae you ever accidently poked a hole in a waterbed? :o
 
NO comment :o

Have you ever hitchhiked?
 
no

Have you ever threw a drink in someones face/lap
 
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