How about a "have you ever" game??

Nope

Have you ever been slammed in the face by a basketball
 
Nope

Have you ever written a song?
 
LOL, yes...

Have you ever added cream to your hot tea
 
no

Have you ever been stopped by the police and they let you go with a warning?
 
yes, thank God!

have you ever painted your house drunk?
 
Nope...not my house anyway!

Have you ever flipped someone off driving down the road then realized they were not who you thought they were?
 
No.

Have you ever been stopped and warned by a cop for being a Caucasian person walking in a not so good part of town? (visiting friends in Santa Ana).
 
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