How about a "have you ever" game??

No
Have you evered watched the grass grow just to realize its winter?
 
NO, but it has just fell in my lap. oh, what a bad cold that was.

Have you ever been late because you were playing in your tank and forgot you had other responsibilities?
 
HA HA, To a important meeting at that!

Have you ever stubbed your toe and let out a string of profanity, only to discover children, and elderly people in your listing range??
 
ohhhh yeah. i almost got a detention for it, and a strange stare from my teacher...

have you ever licked a stamp, got distracted, and started to eat it?
 
yes actually

Have you ever gone shopping only to realize when you got home you took someone elses bag by mistake?
 
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