How about a "have you ever" game??

yes

have you ever had buyers remorse and returned the product ?
 
Yea...when I was young n dumb and dying for some Chapstick (Seriously, midwest winters are brutal on the lips and this was when I was making $5.15 an hour trying to cover rent. Chapstick was a serious luxury back then...)

Has the next person ever been unpacking things after a move and found their spouse's secret stash of elementary school stories/pics and found them to be hilarious?
 
Yep, they seem to be the one thing I can't cook right (according to my husband, the ramen expert).

Has the next poster ever dreamed that they ate a giant marshmallow and woke up to find their pillow missing?
 
lmao NO... interesting though

has the next person ever had a stalker, or someone who was obsessed with them (wanted OR unwanted)??
 
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