How about a "have you ever" game??

yes. didn't succeed.

have you ever tripped while running
 
No, not from a rat, but from other creatures.

Have you ever had a pet rat?
 
YES

Have you ever had a pet squirrel
 
LOL, yes, back when I *had* hair. I still went out though.

Have you ever had a pet newt?
 
Yes, both on purpose and not on purpose!

Have you ever changed your own oil in you car?
 
Yes back in the day when you could actually reach everything.

Have you ever wrecked your car and drove off without reporting it?
 
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