How about a "have you ever" game??

no. Have you ever ran a red light?
 
yes
have you ever taken a left turn u turn on red.
 
Yes, my sister was in the back seat bleeding from a really bad fall, and it was 2 am....

Have you ever been in food service and tampered with a rude person's food?
 
No

Have you ever yelled at someone for trying to "tamper" with food
 
YES

Ever had a good ole ars whoopin
 
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