How about a "have you ever" game??

[Lady G]

Yep

Ever want to just run the woman over in front of you with your cart!

 

[Redneck Woman]

oh yeah

ever split your pants in public

 

[Hollygirl]

oh yeah

ever split your pants in public

YES! But does it count if I was only around 6 years old?

Ever tell someone they looked great when you actually thought they looked like crap just to make them feel good?

 

[Redneck Woman]

true

Have you ever told someone they looked like crap just to make them feel bad?

 

[Lady G]

LMAO!! No, but that would be great with some people!!!

Have you ever had a fried balongna sandwich

 

[janewalsh11]

i dont know what that is so probably not


have you ever fell over a dog?

 

[Lady G]

Yes...about every day!

Ever had to grab a blue Jay from your cat

 

[janewalsh11]

no
ever been bitten by a duck?

 

[boofish2]

well it was a goose so close enough.
Have you ever been goosed?

 

[Redneck Woman]

Yes and it really pi**es me off!

Ever got chased by a mad rooster?