How about a "have you ever" game??

[Darkness9876]

I don't have a kid but i have done things really embarassing to make someone happy.

Have you ever played samuri warriors with flourescent lights?

 

[Cheapeeper]

Nope.

have you ever been so hung over that you woke up feeling like you were outside of your own body?

 

[Alan R]

No. I'm very blessed and don't get hang overs. Although, they may come with age. I'll be 30 this month.

Ever intentionally passed out outside as a precautionary measure because you didn't want to puke in the house?

 

[Darkness9876]

No, I don't drink anymore I quit. Because withing the past couple of months even 2 beers will make me puke copious amounts of blood.

Ever went to school with 30+ beer cans in the back of your truck?

 

[gatotsu77]

No. Neither do I own a truck, nor do I ever have open alcohol containers in my vehicle.

Have you ever gotten a tattoo from someone who was not a licensed professional?

 

[Darkness9876]

No but I know plenty of people who have.

Ever forgot something at the scene of a crime and had to go back and get it?

 

[Lil_Stinker]

....Have you ever fell off a bike going downhill and broken/dislocated/etc your jaw or any other part of your head?

Wanna see the scars?

....Have you ever run a nail through your foot (all the way)??

It's like you know me

... Ever forgot something at the scene of a crime and had to go back and get it?

Now I remember you...

I left a police car once cause it was leaking oil all over the ground, but a tow truck went back to get it...

Ever rip your toenail off? like all in on shot...

.

 

[Darkness9876]

Nope,

Ever been pulled over doing 100+?

 

[Alan R]

No. never been that dumb.

Ever been doing something online that you didnt want your wife to know about and she walks in and catches you?

 

[Darkness9876]

No. Never been that dumb.
By the way Never in that sentence should be a capital letter.

Even put you hand on a jigsaw to prove that it wont cut you?