How about a "have you ever" game??

YES(but I didn't have a knife) And I won with a little help from my friends.

Ever shot yourself with a nail gun
 
Nope

Ever walk into the wrong restroom while it was occupied?
 
Naw but would as long as the devil was Pam Anderson - hehe

Ever lick a toad trying to catch a buzz?
 
today

ever wonder what other posters look like
 
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