How about a "have you ever" game??

nope

ever been really drunk and knocked your friend out of a tree with a rock?
 
Nope

Ever hit your dad in the back of the head with a rock-hard biscuit?
 
no

ever wonder why some people don't put their location in their profile
 
today is one of those days

have you ever wondered why some people have no heart
 
Yea, sure.

Has anyone ever served you breakfast in bed?
 
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