How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

[judgemax]

Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved.
You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of
your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

oh to funny ,,,thats so true ,,i remember going to church as a younger girl! ...had to giggle at this !

 

[125gJoe]

How did I miss this one?...
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How many Athiests does it take to change a light bulb?
None - Their scientists have not seen the light

Just made that up.

Did you really? Too bad you can't 'lay claim' to it (trademark, whatever..), because that's a good one!! Classic....

 

[Matak]

I'm a Buddhist...I'll just acknowledge that life without a light bulb is marked by suffering.

:soda:

Thanks Joe. Copyright pending.

 

[pophead]

lol, nothing like good church humur.

 

[Watcher74]

How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change it and all the rest to point out that the verse in the bible where God says, "Let there be light" clearly tells us that God invented the lightbulb and not Thomas Edison or Joseph Swan or any human.

But we'll know better when we're dead and then we'll wish we listened to them.

 

[Emg]

yes....you will.....

 

[Chill]

I'm an agnostic. Are you sure the bulb is burnt out? Could be the fuse or the wiring you know.

 

[mishi8]

I'm an agnostic. Are you sure the bulb is burnt out? Could be the fuse or the wiring you know.

LOL! :laugh:

 

[Watcher74]

yes....you will.....

No....I won't..... :Angel:

 

[Emg]