How You Know a LFS is Full of Crap

wasn't the point of the NEMO movie that NEMO wanted to return to the ocean to be with his family? So, why would a kid want to keep him in a tank and torture him the way the kid in the movie would have? Sigh.

People always ask if we have "NEMO" but thankfully we don't carry saltwater. ALso, mostly they are just looking. So, I explain to the parent that we don't have nemo (as he is SW), but that we do have some orange and white goldfish or KOI that might look similar if they just want to see. Some will tell their kids we don't have NEMO, others will go look at the goldfish to see which one looks most like NEMO.

OF course, at x-mas time, someone came in and got a little 1.7g aquarium and wanted a nemo and a dory!! They of course didn't have to be the real thing, but they wanted a blue fish and an orange one. Well, we told them about the only blue fish we had would be a betta, and that anything else really wouldn't work well in that tank. (the person was looking at the cichlids, but fortunately none of the really blue ones had colored up yet). They didn't want a betta, because they didn't want a mean fish, and just knew a betta would be mean to anyone and everyone (other fish, their kid etc.?) so they decided on two "nemos" (comet feeders for twelve cents). Then they asked how long the fish could live in the bag (like wrapped under the tree til x-mas! sigh. OH, and the whole time they were on their cell phone talking to someone about the idea and how neat it woudl be for their kid on christmas. Yeah, I"ve always wanted to open a week old dead fish, yuck!!

Emily
 
Snork!...Hope that'll keep them out of the fish stores from now on...anyone who has the common sense God gave a brick would see how two fish couldn't survive that long in a bag with no food, light, water movement...
 
:laugh: :laugh: thats sad but funny.
 
She did decide that she'd have to get the fish on x-mas eve (wanted to even wrap it up then...), and set the tank up for them. Still...

Emily
 
i wonder how she'd like to be put in a bag overnight than shaked in the morning than taken out into blinding light. just a thought
 
I'm wondering if we need a 'LFS employee rant corner' or something! Today's idiot of the day:

Me: Hi, how are you? Looking for some new fish today?
Her: Yeah. We got some African 'chick-lids'...
Me: Cichlids?
Her: Yeah...one's killed a peacock eel and a snowflake eel. We need another eel.
Me: Your fish will kill this one too!
Her: You think so? What about that African Knife fish? Can we get that?
Me: Now, if your fish killed the eels, what do you think will happen to the knifefish?
Her: He'll kill it?
Me: Um, yeah.
Her: Ok, so can we have the knifefish?
Me: :mad2:
 
sky.eyes.woman said:
Today's idiot of the day:

Next time, ask her if she has two tens for a five. Repeat until you have enough for a new setup :dance:

That sounds awfully frustrating.

Bryant
 
Wow, I could never work at a pet store. I volunteered for a wildlife rehabilitation center for several years and even that was incredibly frustrating. Its amazing that people who are actually trying to help an animal will do the dumbest stuff, then they would call us when they have some abandoned animal on the verge of death because they thought they could raise it on their own. :rant:
 
I think a LFS is sucky if they tell you to flush live healthy fish down the toilet. I went to my LFS and told them that i had tiger barbs in there and told him i wanted to add more fish. He told me that tiger barbs are very aggressive and that they shouldn't be put in the tank with other fish. I already knew this and was relieved he said this but then i asked him what i should do with the tiger barbs. He said flush them down the toilet. I non-chalantly walked out.
 
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