My name is Amy. I am a woman. I cannot park!!
Ok, well, let me clarify.... I can park my little subaru like a pro. But if i'm forced to drive my husband's truck for some reason, I save myself the hassle and everyone else the imminent danger, and I just park in the far, FAR back of any parking lot where there are no other cars to avoid...
Oh yea, also, I couldn't parallel park so much as a bicycle to save my life.....

Ok, well, let me clarify.... I can park my little subaru like a pro. But if i'm forced to drive my husband's truck for some reason, I save myself the hassle and everyone else the imminent danger, and I just park in the far, FAR back of any parking lot where there are no other cars to avoid...
Oh yea, also, I couldn't parallel park so much as a bicycle to save my life.....