I must be incredibly lucky

[Tesla_HV]

There is not a day that goes by that I do not get several email notifications that I've either won a lottery somewhere or some distant relative has died and left me a fortune. Anyone else as lucky as I am? All of the luck is getting really annoying.

 

[Cheech]

Yeah. I haven't been as lucky as you have, but I did win multiple

laptops,

kitchen appliances,

a few X-boxes,

playstation 3's,

gift certificates to JC Penny,

Oh... and I was the one millionth website user for a specific week (oddly, I was the 1 millionth visitor every day for a week???) and they were gonna give me a bunch of cash....


I'm lazy though. I mean, who feels like filling out those online questionaires, so I never got my stuff.