If you know!

Someone asked me once what we Canadians do up there in the summer, to which I replied: "on that day we play baseball"

Ah yes Canada; nine months of winter and 89 days of tough sleddin'
 
Hey Harlock! Translate this for me, eh?

Well, on a side note. Once I went swimming in the Dead Sea in Israel.

Awfully salty stuff. Feels like acid on your tongue.

Well I decided to...well...release some excess gasses I had. Thought nothing of it.

Until I did it. My eyes grew as big as saucers. Felt like someone got ahold of a red hot poker and stuck me where the sun don't shine.

And I SWEAR that my poop was a different color every night for at least a week.

Started off with purple if I remember correctly. So maybe the chemical composition of the water affects the fishy poo?
 
Wish I could. AC went out. I live in West Texas. A desert... I get scheduled tomorrow morning for a time they can come. Right now, I am killing the computer in case it gets too warm, it's 10:30 here and only 79 degrees. House is 87 degrees, but we have the windows open. Tomorrow, I'll get scheduled and then likely be at my parent's pad with the kisd. No way I'll suffer through a full day of this.

Oh, and having read the thread, vilhelm, it's all in good fun. See, it's humor... I am helping you be understood while at the same time making people laugh. I have nothing against swedes and in fact have known a couple on the internet and my dear friend, Christian Holmqvist from High School was an exchange student. I miss him dearly. Anyway, peace and hair grease, folks, I'll report back in when I am able and hopefully from a cool house.

Worst part? My AS both inside and outside units are less than a year old. Bought them last July, so it's all warranted, but still, I am pissed after paying so much money I have to be HOT. That's... wait for it... not cool! :P
 
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Hmmmm Watcher......stay away from the big multipack of different colored freezer pops after cutting them in the Dead Sea.
 
So when's there gonna be a Spanish Aquaria forum? :D

Don't you alls know it's the next national language? :argue: :idea:
(..give it 10 or 15 years..Oops, "a~nos" --that's "years" in spanish)
 
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