If you were a potato...

[flyfly]

if I were a potato, Id eat stink bugs.......then nobody would want to play with me cuz Id be a stinky potato :sad:

yes... I am a rare carniverous potato

 

[mogurnda]

Were I a spud, I also would not run from tigers. First, I could not run. Second, I believe tigers are carnivores, and as such, would pose no threat to me.

That is absolutely true. Potatoes need not fear tigers, nor could they do anything about it if they did.


There are clearly some missing options like:
* I could travel at high speed for long distances with a little help from WD40 and a few lengths of ABS plastic.
* I would have the luxury of ignoring stupid polls.

 

[125gJoe]

http://www.sunchild.com/speed/projects/potato/ ...

 

[Matak]

What, no kudos or chuckles for post #18?

 

[Dangerdoll]

Life as a potato is very different from ours. It's like what William Shakespud said: "To ber or not tuber, that is the question"

:laugh: sorry I missed it Matak, hehehe, that IS funny

 

[Matak]

Thanks DD. *ahem* My arms don't quite reach

 

[125gJoe]

.. *ahem* My arms don't quite reach

Deep pockets?


...nevermind....

 

[mogurnda]

What, no kudos or chuckles for post #18?

Sorry, but I couldn't find the "chuckle" smiley. Had to sit here and laugh helplessly.

 

[Matak]

My ego told me it was in need of stroking. It thanks you all

Joe, though I am extremly frugal (some say 'cheap' :huh: ) I was trying to get a pat on the back and needed some help reaching.

 

[flyfly]

My ego told me it was in need of stroking. It thanks you all

I thought you stoked egos and stroked... other things