If you were a potato...

If you were a potato you would:

  • store energy as starch, not fat

    Votes: 11 12.6%
  • not run away from tigers

    Votes: 18 20.7%
  • be propagated from pieces of yourself

    Votes: 15 17.2%
  • fear little kids carrying plastic noses and ears

    Votes: 43 49.4%

  • Total voters
    87
Leopardess said:
Yes, in many it did (according to my old US history book and the Watergate lecturer we had).

I don't know how to use the IPA (international phonetic alphabet) symbols on my computer (or more likely am too lazy to look) so we'll go with this: puh-tay-toss-ity

:D

How about "po-ta-to-oss-ity"? Hey Vanna, I'd like to throw in another syllable, please. :bowing:
 
Well, now that this has been 'rekindled'....

If I were (will be) a potato 4 years from now, I'd have a RFID chip in me!

:D

:eek:

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mogurnda said:
If you couldn't move, would it matter if the gov't knew where you were? :D

Kinda deep, huh?
Deep! You bet!!

You see, once our livestock and our crops get "chipped" (and it will happen), there will no longer be "organically grown" anything! The cost of the RFID 'program' would be too expensive for organic growers to compete - at all... So, all of you that eat the 'healthy' organic stuff may as well forget it in the future.

The RFIDS go way deeper(than just that example) into all of our lives - and soon...

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mogurnda said:
If you couldn't move, would it matter if the gov't knew where you were? :D

Kinda deep, huh?
Yes - think...

Potatos do indeed 'move'. How do they get to your dinner plate?

Suppose the government only wanted your town to get one particular "type" of potato -- just for your town only.

Do you see how "deep" this can go??



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I knew a potato once that worked as a battery in a high school science class. Poor guy came home drained every night. :)
 
If you were a potato
And I were some frenchfries
I'd marry you anyway
I'd have your hashbrowns. . . . :duh: sorry, couldn't resist

If you were a tater
And I were the ketchup
I'd smother you all the way
I'd protect you completely. . .
 
mooman said:
I knew a potato once that worked as a battery in a high school science class. Poor guy came home drained every night. :)


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:D

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